Top Driveway Quotes
Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway.
Marilyn vos Savant
I lived in an attached house. My father used to drive into the wrong driveway all the time. He'd say, Damn it, how do you tell one of these houses from another?
Paul Simon
Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway.
Meg Tilly
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
Lou Holtz
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
Steven Wright
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Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway.
Marilyn vos Savant 
56% of people like this quote
I lived in an attached house. My father used to drive into the wrong driveway all the time. He'd say, Damn it, how do you tell one of these houses from another?
Paul Simon
55% of people like this quote
Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway.
Meg Tilly
54% of people like this quote
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
Lou Holtz
51% of people like this quote
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
Steven Wright
51% of people like this quote
When I read the pilot 'for Married with Children', it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
Ed O'Neill
48% of people like this quote
I rode it once, which was up the driveway in the opening credits of the show. I didn't know how to stop it. I actually nearly killed the director of photography, and I smashed into the sound truck.
Henry Winkler
45% of people like this quote
I'm not a public figure at all. I don't really go out a lot to places where there are people like those who sit at the bottom of your driveway.
Catherine Keener
42% of people like this quote
I love home. I'll stay up there for days on end, I won't even go down the driveway to look for the mail.
Dan Fogelberg
42% of people like this quote