Top Drunks Quotes
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers
I only worked on Men of Honor for three weeks, but I walked away with so much. Because Bob is the kind of actor who gives you the opportunity to really go there. And we really had to go there. I mean, we were both playing drunks.
Charlize Theron
We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to show that we were growing, and as we started to achieve this, people came to hear us musically.
Ronnie Hawkins
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
Johnny Vegas
All Drunks Quotes
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers 
88% of people like this quote
I only worked on Men of Honor for three weeks, but I walked away with so much. Because Bob is the kind of actor who gives you the opportunity to really go there. And we really had to go there. I mean, we were both playing drunks.
Charlize Theron 
67% of people like this quote
We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to show that we were growing, and as we started to achieve this, people came to hear us musically.
Ronnie Hawkins 
61% of people like this quote
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton 
56% of people like this quote
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
Johnny Vegas 
55% of people like this quote
Things got so bad that when I went shopping for a house, some people would refuse to open the door if they saw it was me standing there. And drunks would always want to challenge me.
Edward G. Robinson 
53% of people like this quote
I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.
Liza Minnelli 
52% of people like this quote
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
Willie Nelson 
50% of people like this quote
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
Charles Bukowski 
50% of people like this quote

Will Rogers
Johnny Vegas
Charles Bukowski
Leo Durocher
Liza Minnelli
Ronnie Hawkins
Charlize Theron
Willie Nelson
Edward G. Robinson
Richard Burton