Top Fake Quotes
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns
It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore.
Phil Mickelson
Sugar Ray and talked about doing some articles together or writing a book together but dealing with Sugar Ray was a lot like fighting him. He would fake you in and then he'd drop you.
Dick Schaap
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Rita Rudner
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Owen Hart 
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg 
86% of people like this quote
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns
75% of people like this quote
Sugar Ray and talked about doing some articles together or writing a book together but dealing with Sugar Ray was a lot like fighting him. He would fake you in and then he'd drop you.
Dick Schaap
71% of people like this quote
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Rita Rudner
70% of people like this quote
Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.
Jason Ritter
66% of people like this quote
When I first started the show, I was known as the 'cop nerd.' I was in the 9th Precinct in the East Village every day. I'd be at work wearing a fake bulletproof vest with foam in it, then I'd leave and put on a real one to ride around with these guys.
Jason Wiles
63% of people like this quote
My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.
Wolfman Jack
59% of people like this quote
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