Top Fart Quotes
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson 
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If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A. Romero
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
44% of people like this quote