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They urged me to take up winter quarters at the forks of the Platt, stating that if I attempted to advance further until spring, I would endanger the lives of my whole party.
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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
Mitch Hedberg
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
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There is a lot of talk now about metal detectors and gun control. Both are good things. But they are no more a solution than forks and spoons are a solution to world hunger.
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They urged me to take up winter quarters at the forks of the Platt, stating that if I attempted to advance further until spring, I would endanger the lives of my whole party.
William Henry Ashley 
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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
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