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Top Garbage Quotes

If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

Rodney Dangerfield

There is a garbage culture out there, where we pour garbage on people. Then the pollsters run around and take a poll and say, do you smell anything?

Bob Woodward

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Michael E. Mann

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All Garbage Quotes

You must learn to talk clearly. The jargon of scientific terminology which rolls off your tongues is mental garbage.

Martin H. Fischer

48% of people like this quote

It's kind of an art, going out and performing. I'd like fans to remember me as a guy who would go out and entertain them, give them quality matches, and not just the same old garbage every week.

Owen Hart

48% of people like this quote

90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.

Patton Oswalt

48% of people like this quote

I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at how the monster outfits were so bad, like black garbage bags for heads.

Ahmet Zappa

48% of people like this quote

It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy. Our garbage was being gone through, and we were involved in all these chases getting home, and people camping out on our property to get pictures.

Lauren Holly

47% of people like this quote

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.

Rory Bremner

47% of people like this quote

I see a lot of people who love their jobs. I see some garbage collectors smiling as they go about their work.

Willie Stargell

47% of people like this quote

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

April Winchell

45% of people like this quote

I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it, garbage in, garbage out.

Jerry Falwell

45% of people like this quote

Growing up training, I use to get up so early I would wave to the garbage men going by. So, I had this relationship with Blue Collar America and I really liked it. I felt that lots of those people looked forward to me winning.

Gerry Cooney

45% of people like this quote