Top Grandmother Quotes
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
George Brett
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
And I have to tell you as a grandmother, I worry about the fact that my grandchildren are going to be paying for all the spending, including military spending, that has gone on and the tax cuts that have come through.
Geraldine Ferraro
I have had to empty two family homes during the last few years - first, the house that had been my grandmother's since 1923, and then my own country home, which we had lived in for over twenty years.
Penelope Lively
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres 
80% of people like this quote
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
George Brett
78% of people like this quote
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
64% of people like this quote
And I have to tell you as a grandmother, I worry about the fact that my grandchildren are going to be paying for all the spending, including military spending, that has gone on and the tax cuts that have come through.
Geraldine Ferraro
63% of people like this quote
I have had to empty two family homes during the last few years - first, the house that had been my grandmother's since 1923, and then my own country home, which we had lived in for over twenty years.
Penelope Lively
60% of people like this quote
My grandmother though, began to prepare in her own neurotic - and I think psychotic - way to face racism. So she taught us to be racist, which is something I had to undo later when I got to Michigan, you know.
James Earl Jones
59% of people like this quote
We've accumulated a lot of things over the years and many things from our grandmother. Hopefully it'll be all right. I really don't want to cry, but I can't help it.
Dorothy Fields
59% of people like this quote
Popular Grandmother Authors
Gilbert K. ChestertonMiguel De CervantesGene TierneyWoodrow WilsonSammy Davis, Jr.Henny YoungmanJeff FoxworthyJames Earl JonesMargot KidderJuliette BinocheRita RudnerLoni AndersonVivien LeighCamryn ManheimJulie Walters
Ruben BladesSara ParetskyPenelope LivelyBob EdwardsSuzanne FarrellGeraldine FerraroLillie LangtryKevin RichardsonWarren BeattyDan RatherLisa BonetEmanuel CellerDavid DinkinsCornelia FunkeJohn Hume
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