Top Grandmother Quotes
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
George Brett
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
And I have to tell you as a grandmother, I worry about the fact that my grandchildren are going to be paying for all the spending, including military spending, that has gone on and the tax cuts that have come through.
Geraldine Ferraro
I have had to empty two family homes during the last few years - first, the house that had been my grandmother's since 1923, and then my own country home, which we had lived in for over twenty years.
Penelope Lively
John Hume 
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Ellen DeGeneres 
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And I would really like to be a grandmother, but only when Felix or Emily meet the right person and are ready.
Jilly Cooper 
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Those market researchers... are playing games with you and me and with this entire country. Their so-called samples of opinion are no more accurate or reliable than my grandmother's big toe was when it came to predicting the weather.
Dan Rather
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
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My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres.
Carol Burnett
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Modern invention has banished the spinning wheel, and the same law of progress makes the woman of today a different woman from her grandmother.
Susan B. Anthony
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My grandmother told stories; she was very good at that.
Cornelia Funke
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My grandmother was the greatest cook in the world. She could just go in there, the whole kitchen would look like a tornado hit it and then she'd come out with the best food. Then she'd sit at the table and she wouldn't eat!
Edie Brickell
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The word "good" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Popular Grandmother Authors
Gilbert K. ChestertonMiguel De CervantesGene TierneyWoodrow WilsonSammy Davis, Jr.Henny YoungmanJeff FoxworthyJames Earl JonesMargot KidderJuliette BinocheRita RudnerLoni AndersonVivien LeighCamryn ManheimJulie Walters
Ruben BladesSara ParetskyPenelope LivelyBob EdwardsSuzanne FarrellGeraldine FerraroLillie LangtryKevin RichardsonWarren BeattyDan RatherLisa BonetEmanuel CellerDavid DinkinsCornelia FunkeJohn Hume
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