Top Grandmother Quotes
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
George Brett
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
And I have to tell you as a grandmother, I worry about the fact that my grandchildren are going to be paying for all the spending, including military spending, that has gone on and the tax cuts that have come through.
Geraldine Ferraro
I have had to empty two family homes during the last few years - first, the house that had been my grandmother's since 1923, and then my own country home, which we had lived in for over twenty years.
Penelope Lively
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I'd walk over my own grandmother to re-elect Richard Nixon.
Charles Colson 
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My grandfather was Catholic; my grandmother, Jewish. Crossing over from Bavaria, as immigrants to the United States, the ship started to sink. My grandmother jumped overboard. My grandfather followed, to save this girl he had never met.
Emanuel Celler 
53% of people like this quote
Two days ago, I was killed in LA. CNN reported that. What if my grandmother had seen that and had a heart attack? People talk about lyrical content. There is no media responsibility. Movies, the porn industry, it has to be across the board or it's ineffective.
Curtis Jackson 
53% of people like this quote
My grandmother was, back when they called them 'stewardesses,' a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything was under control.
Erika Christensen 
53% of people like this quote
The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that.
Ben Nicholson 
52% of people like this quote
My grandmother always told me you must keep to your old roads and stick to your original friends and just go through smooth, be careful and stay positive.
Wayne Wonder 
52% of people like this quote
The grandmother, the mother, the worker, the student, the intellectual, the professional, the unemployed, everybody identified with the songs because they were descriptions of life in the city.
Ruben Blades 
51% of people like this quote
I don't sit in the corner waiting for death: death has to pursue me. I'm going strong. I hope to reach 100 and ask for an extension, just like my grandmother did.
Compay Segundo 
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Popular Grandmother Authors
Gilbert K. ChestertonMiguel De CervantesGene TierneyWoodrow WilsonSammy Davis, Jr.Henny YoungmanJeff FoxworthyJames Earl JonesMargot KidderJuliette BinocheRita RudnerLoni AndersonVivien LeighCamryn ManheimJulie Walters
Ruben BladesSara ParetskyPenelope LivelyBob EdwardsSuzanne FarrellGeraldine FerraroLillie LangtryKevin RichardsonWarren BeattyDan RatherLisa BonetEmanuel CellerDavid DinkinsCornelia FunkeJohn Hume
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