Top Grandmother Quotes
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
George Brett
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
And I have to tell you as a grandmother, I worry about the fact that my grandchildren are going to be paying for all the spending, including military spending, that has gone on and the tax cuts that have come through.
Geraldine Ferraro
I have had to empty two family homes during the last few years - first, the house that had been my grandmother's since 1923, and then my own country home, which we had lived in for over twenty years.
Penelope Lively
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My grandmother always told me you must keep to your old roads and stick to your original friends and just go through smooth, be careful and stay positive.
Wayne Wonder 
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A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.
Woodrow Wilson
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The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
Joe Bob Briggs
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I don't sit in the corner waiting for death: death has to pursue me. I'm going strong. I hope to reach 100 and ask for an extension, just like my grandmother did.
Compay Segundo
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I'd walk over my own grandmother to re-elect Richard Nixon.
Charles Colson
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Maybe it's because my mother divorced and my grandmother divorced, so maybe I'm frightened deep down. But then I also feel there is no real need. Why do I need to get married? To reassure me? No I don't need reassurance.
Juliette Binoche
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My grandmother, she say I shouldn't be playing. I should go to church. Fially, I say I'm going do this, I'm going do it. And she got where she didn't bother me about it.
Muddy Waters
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My grandmother had a Miss Margaret's School of Dance to teach tap and ballet to kids, but I never studied it. I was raised a Mormon and they're dancing fools. It's the only vice they have - dancing.
Michelle Shocked
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I grew up in a house full of women: my mother, grandmother, three sisters, and two female cats. And I still have the buzz of their conversations in my head. As an adult, I have more female friends than male ones: I just love the way that women talk.
James Patterson
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I am a grandmother now, and that means age is creeping on, creeping on.
Lillie Langtry
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Gilbert K. ChestertonMiguel De CervantesGene TierneyWoodrow WilsonSammy Davis, Jr.Henny YoungmanJeff FoxworthyJames Earl JonesMargot KidderJuliette BinocheRita RudnerLoni AndersonVivien LeighCamryn ManheimJulie Walters
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