Top Grandmother Quotes
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
George Brett
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
And I have to tell you as a grandmother, I worry about the fact that my grandchildren are going to be paying for all the spending, including military spending, that has gone on and the tax cuts that have come through.
Geraldine Ferraro
I have had to empty two family homes during the last few years - first, the house that had been my grandmother's since 1923, and then my own country home, which we had lived in for over twenty years.
Penelope Lively
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What in heaven's name is strange about a grandmother dancing nude? I'll bet lots of grandmothers do it.
Sally Rand 
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My mother and my father were teachers. My grandmother and my grandfather were teachers. This is something I really know about. Even when I was a kid, it was a profession my father couldn't stay in, because he couldn't make enough money.
Warren Beatty
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At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general.
Jung Chang
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Popular Grandmother Authors
Gilbert K. ChestertonMiguel De CervantesGene TierneyWoodrow WilsonSammy Davis, Jr.Henny YoungmanJeff FoxworthyJames Earl JonesMargot KidderJuliette BinocheRita RudnerLoni AndersonVivien LeighCamryn ManheimJulie Walters
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