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I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of shoes. I told him if he had stolen a railroad he would be a United States Senator.
Mary Harris Jones
I have always believed that I should have had no difficulty in causing my rights to be respected.
Eli Whitney
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of shoes. I told him if he had stolen a railroad he would be a United States Senator.
Mary Harris Jones 
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I have always believed that I should have had no difficulty in causing my rights to be respected.
Eli Whitney
98% of people like this quote
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne
97% of people like this quote
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams
93% of people like this quote
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
92% of people like this quote
If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.
Heinrich Heine
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The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?
Dan Quayle
87% of people like this quote
If I could find a white man who had the Negro sound and the Negro feel, I could make a billion dollars.
Sam Phillips
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When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.
Emile Hirsch
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If a composer could say what he had to say in words he would not bother trying to say it in music.
Gustav Mahler
85% of people like this quote
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