Top Horny Quotes
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
George William Curtis
I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
Johnny Bench
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
Gilda Radner
Mine is the horny hand of toil.
John Singer Sargent
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
Tom Waits
Gilda Radner 
Colleen McCullough 
Johnny Bench 
Carlos Santana 
John Singer Sargent 
Tom Waits All Horny Quotes
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
George William Curtis 
54% of people like this quote
I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
Johnny Bench
53% of people like this quote
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
Gilda Radner
52% of people like this quote
If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.
Carlos Santana
49% of people like this quote
When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
Penelope Spheeris
48% of people like this quote
There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
Colleen McCullough
45% of people like this quote