Top Hospital Quotes
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.
R. Lee Ermey
This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
Charles Baudelaire
Moreover, health center services save money and lives by treating diseases before they become chronic conditions, require hospital care or require a trip to the emergency room.
Tim Murphy
An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said. An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated.
Madalyn Murray O'Hair
Sela Ward 
Groucho Marx 
Barbara Boxer 
Ville Valo 
Stephen King 
Joseph Stefano 
Jim Gerlach 
Elizabeth Barrett Browning 
Princess Diana 
Dennis Brown 
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I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.
R. Lee Ermey 
62% of people like this quote
This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
Charles Baudelaire
62% of people like this quote
Moreover, health center services save money and lives by treating diseases before they become chronic conditions, require hospital care or require a trip to the emergency room.
Tim Murphy
61% of people like this quote
An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said. An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated.
Madalyn Murray O'Hair
59% of people like this quote
However, most of my part, I play a pediatrician, and most of my role had to do with being in another place, staying at the hospital and trying to save kids and stay until people could come. So, it was more based on reality.
Sela Ward
59% of people like this quote
I was very blessed with a good body. Never got hurt. Never was in the hospital. The only time I was in the hospital was when I would get exhausted a little bit, and go in for a check-up or something.
Willie Mays
57% of people like this quote
I did LSD in the hospital, never on my own. I did it in a controlled environment to try to find things out about myself. A psychiatrist told me I should take some LSD trips.
Andy Williams
57% of people like this quote
Now the Kids Classic is one of the major fund-raisers for Children's Hospital. Since we started seven years ago, we've raised more than $1 million for the hospital.
Tom Kite
57% of people like this quote
I always knew I wanted to be a character in the movies. When I was growing up, I had to have a lot of surgery, and I spent a lot of time recovering at home and in the hospital. Watching movies took me away from my own problems and gave me a total escape.
Josh Ryan Evans
56% of people like this quote
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