Top Housework Quotes
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
Erma Bombeck
If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space.
Joyce Carol Oates
Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
Heloise Cruse
Quentin Crisp 
Joan Rivers 
Joyce Carol Oates 
Barbara Kolb 
Erma Bombeck 
Phyllis Diller 
Sara Paretsky 
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
Erma Bombeck 
77% of people like this quote
If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space.
Joyce Carol Oates
62% of people like this quote
Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
57% of people like this quote
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers
55% of people like this quote
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
Heloise Cruse
53% of people like this quote
Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.
Ann Oakley
53% of people like this quote
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Quentin Crisp
53% of people like this quote