Top Humour Quotes
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Edward de Bono
So I wrote what I hoped would be science fiction, I was not at all sure if what I wrote would be acceptable even. But I don't say that I consciously wrote with humour. Humour is a part of you that comes out.
Robert Sheckley
If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!
Kate Beckinsale
Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite.
Alex D. Linz
I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.
Siobhan Fahey
All Humour Quotes
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Edward de Bono 
62% of people like this quote
So I wrote what I hoped would be science fiction, I was not at all sure if what I wrote would be acceptable even. But I don't say that I consciously wrote with humour. Humour is a part of you that comes out.
Robert Sheckley 
60% of people like this quote
If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!
Kate Beckinsale 
60% of people like this quote
Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite.
Alex D. Linz 
57% of people like this quote
I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.
Siobhan Fahey 
57% of people like this quote
I think that London is very much like that. I find there's humour in the air and people are interesting. And I think that it's a place which is constantly surprising. The worst thing about it? I think it can be smug and aggressive.
Colin Firth 
57% of people like this quote
Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think.
Mary Wortley Montagu 
56% of people like this quote
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
Simon Wiesenthal 
56% of people like this quote
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