Top Idiot Quotes
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
Johannes Sebastian Bach
The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.
Tia Carrere
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Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov 
82% of people like this quote
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
71% of people like this quote
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
69% of people like this quote
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
Johannes Sebastian Bach
69% of people like this quote
The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.
Tia Carrere
66% of people like this quote
Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.
Margaret Cavendish
62% of people like this quote
Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.
Teri Garr
62% of people like this quote
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
60% of people like this quote
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'
Jensen Ackles
60% of people like this quote
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
Jimmy Fallon
59% of people like this quote
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