Top Joke Quotes
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H. G. Wells
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Muhammad Ali
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.
Hank Aaron
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Muhammad Ali 
86% of people like this quote
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
80% of people like this quote
I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.
Hank Aaron
72% of people like this quote
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
69% of people like this quote
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita Rudner
65% of people like this quote
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
64% of people like this quote
People are learning to feel more comfortable hearing one another's dreams. It used to be that if you told a dream in public, someone had to make a joke to relieve the tension introduced by that alternative reality.
Henry Reed
63% of people like this quote
We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.
Bobby Farrelly
63% of people like this quote
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
63% of people like this quote
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