Top Juice Quotes
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
Lewis Black
Into this pour the purified juice: and put it into a pan of water come almost to a boil and continue nearly in the state of boiling until the juice is found to be the consistency of a thick syrup when cold. It is then when cold, to be corked up in a bottle for use.
James Lind
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.
Josh Billings
I'm here to tell you the coffee was hot, the orange juice was cold, New York's still there and Reagan National is back.
Jim Gilmore
Josh Billings 
Carmen Miranda 
Thomas Haden Church 
Steve Forbes 
Conan O'Brien 
Robert Duvall 
James Lind 
Ogden Nash 
Utada Hikaru 
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield 
73% of people like this quote
Into this pour the purified juice: and put it into a pan of water come almost to a boil and continue nearly in the state of boiling until the juice is found to be the consistency of a thick syrup when cold. It is then when cold, to be corked up in a bottle for use.
James Lind
55% of people like this quote
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.
Josh Billings
54% of people like this quote
I'm here to tell you the coffee was hot, the orange juice was cold, New York's still there and Reagan National is back.
Jim Gilmore
54% of people like this quote
Actually, after the release of the Bond film, the producers came back to me to offer me another one, but I didn't have any juice left for an immediate encore.
Roger Spottiswoode
53% of people like this quote
Truth, like the juice of the poppy, in small quantities, calms men; in larger, heats and irritates them, and is attended by fatal consequences in excess.
Walter Savage Landor
52% of people like this quote
Come over here and sit on my knee and finish your orange juice.
Sonny Liston
51% of people like this quote