Top Lap Quotes
When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.
Emile Hirsch
The only sliding I did was on the kind of instrument that you put on your lap; no Spanish electrics.
John Fogerty
Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.
Thomas Carlyle
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Thomas Carlyle 
Tracy Kidder 
Marlee Matlin 
William Gurnall 
John Fogerty 
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When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.
Emile Hirsch 
86% of people like this quote
The only sliding I did was on the kind of instrument that you put on your lap; no Spanish electrics.
John Fogerty
62% of people like this quote
Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.
Thomas Carlyle
60% of people like this quote
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James
60% of people like this quote
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
59% of people like this quote
The best feeling in the world is when your child comes up to you and lays their head in your lap, for no other reason but just because. I can't wait to have more.
Marlee Matlin
56% of people like this quote
I never planned on doing a book about Paul Farmer or his organization. I met him in Haiti when I was on a magazine assignment. It's almost like his story sort of fell in my lap.
Tracy Kidder
56% of people like this quote
We have the 2004 M1 here for reference, which is useful. It worked well here last year; we won the race and always did fast lap times so it will be interesting to compare it to the new bike and it will help us to understand which parts have improved.
Valentino Rossi
55% of people like this quote
When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy.
Sammy Davis, Jr.
55% of people like this quote
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