Top Laughing Quotes
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
Red Skelton
Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.
John Fowles
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
Bruce Willis
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes
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I had a director who told me a story about a fan who had commented on how nice it was to see her sister laughing and how happy the show made her. I like to make people happy and make them laugh.
Will Estes 
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Living is no laughing matter: you must live with great seriousness like a squirrel for example - I mean without looking for something beyond and above living, I mean living must be your whole occupation.
Nazim Hikmet
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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
Phyllis Diller
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I've heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself. I've even heard that I'm pregnant! I've become real good about laughing things off - I figure I'd better get used to it.
Carrie Underwood
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I checked myself out in that funeral parlour scene. I saw myself laughing, because there was a shot of Ed and I together and Mary was right in back of us. My head turned from the camera and I saw myself laughing, because Mary was absolutely brilliant in that thing.
Gavin MacLeod
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I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
Sophia Bush
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Phyllis Diller
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
Yakov Smirnoff
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I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.
Cesar Romero
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Popular Laughing Authors
H. L. MenckenRobert Louis StevensonLord ByronJean de la BruyereCameron DiazF. Scott FitzgeraldRodney DangerfieldCyril ConnollyFrancois RabelaisClarence DarrowOliver GoldsmithMargot KidderAllen KleinElla MaillartJames Broughton
Phyllis DillerAmy TanLily TomlinSophia BushJennifer LopezCesar RomeroVictor GarberBetty HillBob HopeMike JudgePeter SteeleMiley CyrusAlan AldaStephen LeacockKeenen Ivory Wayans
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