Top Laughing Quotes
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
Red Skelton
Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.
John Fowles
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
Bruce Willis
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes
Jeanne Calment 
Jon Lovitz 
Rob Schneider 
Bob Hope 
Lord Byron 
Konrad Lorenz 
Clarence Darrow 
Carlos Santana 
Lee Haney 
Matthew Perry All Laughing Quotes
The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.
Victor Garber 
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The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.
Matthew Perry
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I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof.
Allan Carr
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I'll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family, together, all of us laughing and talking, loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future.
LaToya Jackson
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And I'm walking along and we're laughing, kidding, joking, and see he understood the leader, the one we called the leader, had some knowledge of English, although limited.
Betty Hill
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When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.
Alan Alda
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
Lily Tomlin
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I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.
Cesar Romero
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Popular Laughing Authors
H. L. MenckenRobert Louis StevensonLord ByronJean de la BruyereCameron DiazF. Scott FitzgeraldRodney DangerfieldCyril ConnollyFrancois RabelaisClarence DarrowOliver GoldsmithMargot KidderAllen KleinElla MaillartJames Broughton
Phyllis DillerAmy TanLily TomlinSophia BushJennifer LopezCesar RomeroVictor GarberBetty HillBob HopeMike JudgePeter SteeleMiley CyrusAlan AldaStephen LeacockKeenen Ivory Wayans
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