Top Laundry Quotes
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
Burt Reynolds
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
Patti Smith
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
E. B. White
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Jerry Seinfeld
We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room.
Bella Abzug
Thomas Keller 
Katie Holmes 
Barbara Dale 
E. B. White 
Patti Smith All Laundry Quotes
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
Burt Reynolds 
62% of people like this quote
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
Patti Smith
58% of people like this quote
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
E. B. White
58% of people like this quote
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Jerry Seinfeld
56% of people like this quote
We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room.
Bella Abzug
55% of people like this quote
No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing.
Patty Duke
52% of people like this quote
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Laurence J. Peter
52% of people like this quote
I think it was one of the better meetings that I've had with those guys, because I was honestly able to say everything I wanted to say, and I pretty much aired out the dirty laundry. So from that point on, I thought all of that was behind us.
Latrell Sprewell
51% of people like this quote
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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51% of people like this quote
Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry.
Barbara Dale
49% of people like this quote