Top Mafia Quotes
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Douglas Horton
Russia's biggest problem is organized crime and its leaders are influenced by the Russian mafia. But it's not right to call it a Russian mafia, it's a Jewish mafia.
David Duke
The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out.
Davy Jones
The same liberty that protects me also protects members of the Mafia.
Barbara Amiel
It was dangerous to hit the wrong kid in my neighborhood, because a lot of the guys I played with had fathers in the Mafia.
Tim Robbins
Davy Jones 
Jerry Seinfeld 
Brenda Lee 
Philip Zimbardo 
Steve Allen 
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Tim Robbins All Mafia Quotes
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Douglas Horton 
60% of people like this quote
Russia's biggest problem is organized crime and its leaders are influenced by the Russian mafia. But it's not right to call it a Russian mafia, it's a Jewish mafia.
David Duke
58% of people like this quote
The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out.
Davy Jones
56% of people like this quote
The same liberty that protects me also protects members of the Mafia.
Barbara Amiel
55% of people like this quote
It was dangerous to hit the wrong kid in my neighborhood, because a lot of the guys I played with had fathers in the Mafia.
Tim Robbins
55% of people like this quote
Popular culture tells you that schools and parents don't know what's going on, the police are dogs, politicians are all liars and scum, and any crime that's not committed by the Mafia is done by the CIA.
Stanley Crouch
51% of people like this quote
Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.
Steve Allen
51% of people like this quote
At North Hollywood High School, I was shunned by everyone. I would sit down in the cafeteria, and students would get up from the table and walk away. They thought I was from the Mafia.
Philip Zimbardo
49% of people like this quote
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
Russell Baker
49% of people like this quote
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Jerry Seinfeld
45% of people like this quote