Top Married Quotes
I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
Britney Spears
A really good detective never gets married.
Raymond Chandler
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Don Adams
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke
My mom's been married three times; my dad has been married a lot. I didn't really see my dad that much.
Skeet Ulrich
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When I was 15, I started playing first class cricket and always dreamt of being a Test cricketer, wanted to do something for the country, married in 1995, have 2 kids it's been great.
Sachin Tendulkar 
62% of people like this quote
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
Lee Grant
61% of people like this quote
Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. He that has no children brings them up well.
Germaine Greer
61% of people like this quote
On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married.
Scott Bakula
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Rod Stewart
61% of people like this quote
I've actually become much, much dumber through being married and having these children. I find that I'm not half as sharp that I once was. I can't even help them with their 4th and 5th grade vocabulary and math work at this point.
Patrick Warburton
60% of people like this quote
Sometimes when I visit my sister and her two children, I wonder if she missed a lot by getting married. Right now, nothing could be further from my mind than getting married.
Natalie Wood
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There's an element of tongue-in-cheek in every one of our songs. Walking off into the sunset, holding hands, and being married forever was not exactly a brand new idea.
Peter Noone
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Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
Will Cuppy
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Popular Married Authors
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