Top Married Quotes
I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
Britney Spears
A really good detective never gets married.
Raymond Chandler
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Don Adams
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke
My mom's been married three times; my dad has been married a lot. I didn't really see my dad that much.
Skeet Ulrich
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The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
Oscar Wilde 
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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
Johnny Carson
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Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.
Novalis
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I think women still want to be married. But I don't think they'll do anything to get married anymore.
Cynthia Nixon
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I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Charles Bukowski
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I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.
Rod Stewart
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Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
Samuel Pepys
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Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.
John Lennon
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Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.
Arnold H. Glasgow
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Popular Married Authors
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