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I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.
Alec Waugh
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
James Thurber
Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
Doug Coupland
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.
P. G. Wodehouse
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Robert Benchley
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I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.
Alec Waugh 
58% of people like this quote
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
James Thurber
55% of people like this quote
Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
Doug Coupland
54% of people like this quote
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Robert Benchley
48% of people like this quote
It was always fun to skate with Paul Wylie and Paul Martini.
Nancy Kerrigan
47% of people like this quote
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