Top Milk Quotes
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
W. C. Fields
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
Lewis Black
I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
Lennart Meri
The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.
Dustin Hoffman
John Stuart Blackie 
Winston Churchill 
Jack LaLanne 
David F. Houston 
Gene Tunney 
Kate Smith 
Henry Ward Beecher 
Barbara Jordan All Milk Quotes
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.
Ayatollah Khomeini 
58% of people like this quote
You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
Hank Aaron
57% of people like this quote
We don't have milk cows. People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from - Oklahoma. We don't ride around in covered wagons, either.
Carrie Underwood
56% of people like this quote
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.
H. L. Mencken
54% of people like this quote
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