Top Milk Quotes
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
W. C. Fields
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
Lewis Black
I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
Lennart Meri
The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.
Dustin Hoffman
H. L. Mencken 
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Arthur Conan Doyle 
Charlie Hunnam 
Dean Rusk 
Marvin Harris 
Winston Churchill All Milk Quotes
I go now before the milk of Human kindness goes sour for me.
Philip Francis 
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I remember the evacuee children from towns and cities throwing stones at the farm animals. When we explained that if you did that you wouldn't have any milk, meat or eggs, they soon learned to respect the animals.
Mary Wesley
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It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
Georg Brandes
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Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.
Woody Guthrie
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My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Margaret Cho
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I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now.
Lamar Alexander
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The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.
Calvin Trillin
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Cows, after leaving the low lands near the coast, are found to be plentiful everywhere, and to produce milk in small quantities, from which butter is made.
John H. Speke
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There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.
Gary Snyder
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I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
Ann Landers
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Popular Milk Authors
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Phyllis DillerRita RudnerGeorg BrandesAnn LandersMary WesleyJohn LithgowLarry KingCarrie UnderwoodSarah ZettelDustin HoffmanJohn CiardiCharlie HunnamGene TunneyDavid F. HoustonJack LaLanne
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