Top Monkey Quotes
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
Jimi Hendrix
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin
I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey.
Theodore Sturgeon
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M. Hutchins
Malcolm De Chazal 
Angie Stone 
Margot Kidder 
George Carlin 
Lorne Michaels 
Winston Churchill All Monkey Quotes
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Winston Churchill 
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I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.
Teddy Sheringham
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A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.
Robert Hughes
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley
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And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey.
Russell Banks
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Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM.
Nancy Sinatra
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
H. L. Mencken
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If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
Steven Wright
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I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.
Angie Stone
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My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
Alicia Silverstone
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Popular Monkey Authors
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