Top Monkey Quotes
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
Jimi Hendrix
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin
I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey.
Theodore Sturgeon
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M. Hutchins
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
H. L. Mencken 
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It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.
Kevin Bacon
49% of people like this quote
Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for Socrates.
Franz Grillparzer
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God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.
Margot Kidder
48% of people like this quote
I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.
William Congreve
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I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.
Prince Charles
47% of people like this quote
The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger.
Henry Walter Bates
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Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.
Doug Coupland
43% of people like this quote
The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.
Jean Claude Duvalier
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Popular Monkey Authors
Winston ChurchillH. L. MenckenDoug CouplandSteven WrightGeorge CarlinParis HiltonJimi HendrixMargot KidderTheodore SturgeonRobert BenchleyKevin BaconWilliam CongreveCharles DarwinFranz GrillparzerRussell Banks
Nancy SinatraRachel WeiszBen BradleeMalcolm De ChazalRobert M. HutchinsJack IronsPrince CharlesAlicia SilverstoneRobert HughesAngie StoneHenry Walter BatesTeddy SheringhamLorne MichaelsJean Claude DuvalierTim Flock
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