Top Mother Quotes
My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Pablo Picasso
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
There is nothing in the world of art like the songs mother used to sing.
Billy Sunday
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Robert Orben
All Mother Quotes
My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Pablo Picasso 
96% of people like this quote
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres 
91% of people like this quote
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield 
90% of people like this quote
There is nothing in the world of art like the songs mother used to sing.
Billy Sunday 
82% of people like this quote
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Robert Orben 
80% of people like this quote
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Ambrose Bierce 
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The Indian was a religious man from his mother's womb.
Charles Eastman 
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Oh yeah, I believe in God. I think there's much more evidence that there is a God than that there isn't. I don't believe that Mother Theresa and Hitler go to the same place.
David Zucker 
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