Top Mother-In-Law Quotes
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Les Dawson
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
H. L. Mencken
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Voltaire
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller 
Voltaire 
Les Dawson 
Jerome K. Jerome 
Josh Billings 
Patricia Heaton 
Joan Rivers 
Hubert H. Humphrey 
Henny Youngman All Mother-In-Law Quotes
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Les Dawson 
57% of people like this quote
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Voltaire
53% of people like this quote
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
53% of people like this quote
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
Phyllis Diller
52% of people like this quote
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."
Joan Rivers
51% of people like this quote
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
Hubert H. Humphrey
50% of people like this quote
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
Josh Billings
50% of people like this quote
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Henny Youngman
48% of people like this quote