Top Naked Quotes
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Benny Hill
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Rodney Dangerfield
I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.
Mark Roberts
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
Janeane Garofalo
I sleep completely naked to make me believe you are here, but when I wake up it is not the same thing. Most of all, don't deceive me with other women any more.
Camille Claudel
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Tennessee Williams 
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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Benny Hill 
70% of people like this quote
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Rodney Dangerfield
68% of people like this quote
I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.
Mark Roberts
65% of people like this quote
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
Janeane Garofalo
62% of people like this quote
I sleep completely naked to make me believe you are here, but when I wake up it is not the same thing. Most of all, don't deceive me with other women any more.
Camille Claudel
60% of people like this quote
Nakedness reveals itself. Nudity is placed on display. The nude is condemned to never being naked. Nudity is a form of dress.
John Berger
60% of people like this quote
We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!
Dave Matthews
59% of people like this quote
Two or three things I know for sure, and one is that I'd rather go naked than wear the coat the world has made for me.
Dorothy Allison
59% of people like this quote
Popular Naked Authors
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