Top Pants Quotes
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg
Why would people spend good money to have my pants?
Shawn Ashmore
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S. Cobb
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
William Shatner
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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg 
86% of people like this quote
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S. Cobb
73% of people like this quote
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
68% of people like this quote
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
William Shatner
63% of people like this quote
Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.
Baltasar Gracian
63% of people like this quote
My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out, and I wasn't wearing shorts.
Chris LeDoux
60% of people like this quote
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Theodore Roosevelt
59% of people like this quote
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
Larry David
59% of people like this quote
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