Top Pants Quotes
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg
Why would people spend good money to have my pants?
Shawn Ashmore
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S. Cobb
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
William Shatner
Charlie Chaplin 
Josh Billings 
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I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their red pants and drive cars.
Mort Walker 
59% of people like this quote
We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we weren't supposed to see, and when our pants were down.
Lynette Fromme
58% of people like this quote
It is humiliating to remain with our hands folded while others write history. It matters little who wins. To make a people great it is necessary to send them to battle even if you have to kick them in the pants. That is what I shall do.
Benito Mussolini
57% of people like this quote
I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.
Whitney Houston
57% of people like this quote
There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.
Eliza Dushku
56% of people like this quote
A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book nothing can help him.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
56% of people like this quote
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Joe E. Lewis
56% of people like this quote
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Walter Winchell
55% of people like this quote
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