Top Pants Quotes
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg
Why would people spend good money to have my pants?
Shawn Ashmore
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S. Cobb
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
William Shatner
Johnny Depp 
Nicholas D. Kristof 
Liv Tyler 
Julia Stiles 
Jonathan Swift 
Sally Rand 
Jackie Cooper 
Red Grooms All Pants Quotes
I wanted to see if the American man in plain brown pants and a bare torso could speak profound things.
Ted Shawn 
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I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.
Evel Knievel
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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Eddie Izzard
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For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift.
Wernher von Braun
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Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked.
Robert Conrad
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They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.
Jackie Cooper
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Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.
Edward Steichen
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I wish I was born in that era: dancing with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, going to work at the studio dressed in beautiful pants, head scarves, and sunglasses.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
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What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.
Robert Scheer
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Popular Pants Authors
Winston ChurchillTheodore RooseveltJosh BillingsJonathan SwiftBaltasar GracianMitch HedbergKarl KrausJock SturgesLarry DavidCharlie ChaplinJohnny DeppNicholas D. KristofWilliam ShatnerShawn AshmoreGeraldo Rivera
Chris LeDouxConan O'BrienEvel KnievelEmeril LagasseBenito MussoliniNavjot Singh SidhuJackie CooperJoe E. LewisRobert ScheerAaron NevilleLeif GarrettJai RodriguezLiv TylerPatrick WarburtonElla Wheeler Wilcox
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