Top Paranoid Quotes
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Rita Rudner
To keep the record straight, it wasn't always John and Yoko. We've all accused one another of various business things; we tend to be pretty paranoid by now, as you can imagine. There's a lot of money involved.
Paul McCartney
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. Salinger
My paranoia never ends, but I haven't been paranoid about being spied on my shadowy forces for some time now.
Jon Ronson
In America, they are paranoid about ruining the reputations of people once they are dead and cannot answer back. They have this fascination which to me seems cruel and morbid. I do not want any part of it.
Isabella Rossellini
Roger Ebert 
Colin Firth 
Brian Molko 
Thom Yorke 
Steven Brust 
Jon Ronson 
George Murray 
Molly Ivins 
Henry A. Kissinger 
Taylor Dayne 
William S. Burroughs 
Johnny Depp All Paranoid Quotes
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Rita Rudner 
70% of people like this quote
To keep the record straight, it wasn't always John and Yoko. We've all accused one another of various business things; we tend to be pretty paranoid by now, as you can imagine. There's a lot of money involved.
Paul McCartney
59% of people like this quote
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. Salinger
56% of people like this quote
My paranoia never ends, but I haven't been paranoid about being spied on my shadowy forces for some time now.
Jon Ronson
56% of people like this quote
In America, they are paranoid about ruining the reputations of people once they are dead and cannot answer back. They have this fascination which to me seems cruel and morbid. I do not want any part of it.
Isabella Rossellini
55% of people like this quote
I've often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it's been doing to my poetry when I'm not looking, but I never even considered that my fan was thinking about me.
George Murray
53% of people like this quote
Popular Paranoid Authors
Henry A. KissingerMartha BeckWilliam S. BurroughsPaul McCartneyJohnny DeppRita RudnerRoger EbertBillie Joe ArmstrongThom YorkeMargaret AtwoodGeorge MurrayColin FirthRahm EmanuelJ. D. Salinger
Taylor DayneMatt DamonBrian MolkoMark RydellJon RonsonSteven BrustIsabella RosselliniMolly IvinsArt ModellIan St. JohnDirk KempthorneLou GerstnerHoward Hughes
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