Top Parking Quotes
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Bill Vaughan
If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.
Michael King
It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions.
Ed McMahon
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
Bill Vaughan 
Bob Edwards 
Tommy Cooper 
Clark Kerr 
Lewis Mumford 
Debra Messing 
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Princess Diana 
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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65% of people like this quote
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Bill Vaughan
58% of people like this quote
If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.
Michael King
55% of people like this quote
It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions.
Ed McMahon
54% of people like this quote
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
54% of people like this quote
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Laura Kightlinger
53% of people like this quote
The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.
Robert M. Hutchins
53% of people like this quote
Success is like a high-rise building I'm on the first floor. There are a lot of people in the basement or the parking lot but I was lucky enough to have made it to the first floor and I'm looking to make it to the penthouse.
Justin Guarini
53% of people like this quote
I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.
Princess Diana
53% of people like this quote
Popular Parking Authors
Ronald ReaganPickup LinesPrincess DianaNewt GingrichBob EdwardsWillie MaysLewis MumfordBill VaughanOtto SchilyBilly ConnollyRandy BachmanJustin Guarini
Robert M. HutchinsDebra MessingWilliam KunstlerTommy CooperBill NelsonTim VineEd McMahonBill WaltonMichael KingRonald SteelLaura KightlingerClark Kerr
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