Top Parking Quotes
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Pickup Lines
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Bill Vaughan
If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.
Michael King
It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions.
Ed McMahon
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
Otto Schily 
Debra Messing 
Bill Nelson 
Newt Gingrich 
Billy Connolly 
Randy Bachman 
Bill Walton 
Tim Vine 
Justin Guarini 
Bob Edwards All Parking Quotes
What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.
Newt Gingrich 
47% of people like this quote
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
Bob Edwards
47% of people like this quote
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tim Vine
47% of people like this quote
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
Billy Connolly
46% of people like this quote
Well, we've made some changes on this tour. We're no longer sleeping in the parking lots and swimming in the fountains. We've been staying in hotels most of the way, though I will say some hotels have declined to take us because we're just having too much fun.
Bill Walton
43% of people like this quote
Popular Parking Authors
Ronald ReaganPickup LinesPrincess DianaNewt GingrichBob EdwardsWillie MaysLewis MumfordBill VaughanOtto SchilyBilly ConnollyRandy BachmanJustin Guarini
Robert M. HutchinsDebra MessingWilliam KunstlerTommy CooperBill NelsonTim VineEd McMahonBill WaltonMichael KingRonald SteelLaura KightlingerClark Kerr
More »