Top Peanut Quotes
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.
Patton Oswalt
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
Dianne Wiest
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Bill Watterson
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Billy Joel
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
James A. Garfield
All Peanut Quotes
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.
Patton Oswalt 
60% of people like this quote
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
Dianne Wiest 
59% of people like this quote
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Bill Watterson 
53% of people like this quote
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Billy Joel 
52% of people like this quote
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
James A. Garfield 
51% of people like this quote
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M. Schulz 
50% of people like this quote
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
Channing Pollock 
50% of people like this quote

Billy Joel
James A. Garfield
Barry Goldwater
Dianne Wiest
Joely Fisher
Charles M. Schulz
Patton Oswalt