Top Peanut Quotes
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.
Patton Oswalt
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
Dianne Wiest
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Bill Watterson
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Billy Joel
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
James A. Garfield
Billy Joel 
James A. Garfield 
Barry Goldwater 
Dianne Wiest 
Joely Fisher 
Charles M. Schulz 
Patton Oswalt All Peanut Quotes
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.
Patton Oswalt 
60% of people like this quote
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
Dianne Wiest
59% of people like this quote
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Bill Watterson
53% of people like this quote
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Billy Joel
52% of people like this quote
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
James A. Garfield
51% of people like this quote
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M. Schulz
50% of people like this quote
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
Channing Pollock
50% of people like this quote