Top Pens Quotes
My two fingers on a typewriter have never connected with my brain. My hand on a pen does. A fountain pen, of course. Ball-point pens are only good for filling out forms on a plane.
Graham Greene
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Alan Perlis
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Mitch Hedberg
Rarely do pens go dry in restaurants.
Nicholson Baker
I always carry lots of stuff with me wherever I roam, always weighted down with books, with cassettes, with pens and paper, just in case I get the urge to sit down somewhere, and oh, I don't know, read something or write my masterpiece.
Elizabeth Wurtzel
Elizabeth Wurtzel 
Nicholson Baker 
Carl Reiner 
Johnny Depp 
Mitch Hedberg 
Gilda Radner 
Voltaire All Pens Quotes
My two fingers on a typewriter have never connected with my brain. My hand on a pen does. A fountain pen, of course. Ball-point pens are only good for filling out forms on a plane.
Graham Greene 
59% of people like this quote
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Alan Perlis
57% of people like this quote
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Mitch Hedberg
56% of people like this quote
I always carry lots of stuff with me wherever I roam, always weighted down with books, with cassettes, with pens and paper, just in case I get the urge to sit down somewhere, and oh, I don't know, read something or write my masterpiece.
Elizabeth Wurtzel
53% of people like this quote
I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.
Todd Barry
52% of people like this quote
The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No matter what hap- pens, whether the cancer never flares up again or whether you die, the important thing is that the days that you have had you will have lived.
Gilda Radner
52% of people like this quote
Not only are Christians writing about Jesus, but also Communists, Jews, atheists and agnostics are taking up their pens to paint a portrait of Jesus.
John Clayton
51% of people like this quote
Let me pose you a question. Can farm-raised salmon be organic when its feed has nothing to do with its natural diet, even if the feed itself is supposedly organic, and the fish themselves are packed tightly in pens, swimming in their own filth?
Mark Bittman
51% of people like this quote
Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.
Johnny Depp
49% of people like this quote