Top Please Quotes
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
I am not bound to please thee with my answer.
William Shakespeare
It is the quality of our work which will please God and not the quantity.
Mohandas Gandhi
All Please Quotes
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby 
86% of people like this quote
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain 
84% of people like this quote
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin 
79% of people like this quote
It is the quality of our work which will please God and not the quantity.
Mohandas Gandhi 
78% of people like this quote
May we think of freedom, not as the right to do as we please, but as the opportunity to do what is right.
Peter Marshall 
68% of people like this quote
I even scored Monaco's goal too. Please, put it down as an own goal for me!
Alessandro Del Piero 
63% of people like this quote
Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, Ease after war, death after life does greatly please.
Edmund Spenser 
62% of people like this quote
If you were to offer a thirsty man all wisdom, you would not please him more than if you gave him a drink.
Sophocles 
60% of people like this quote
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