Top Psychiatrist Quotes
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you to die in a tragic accident during the shooting so they can get the insurance.
John Malkovich
Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.
Arnold H. Glasgow
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rebecca De Mornay 
Antonin Artaud 
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Rod Steiger 
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Tom Araya All Psychiatrist Quotes
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield 
62% of people like this quote
Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you to die in a tragic accident during the shooting so they can get the insurance.
John Malkovich
60% of people like this quote
Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.
Arnold H. Glasgow
58% of people like this quote
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield
58% of people like this quote
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
Rodney Dangerfield
58% of people like this quote
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
57% of people like this quote
I did LSD in the hospital, never on my own. I did it in a controlled environment to try to find things out about myself. A psychiatrist told me I should take some LSD trips.
Andy Williams
57% of people like this quote
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield
56% of people like this quote
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
56% of people like this quote
That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.
Tanya Tucker
56% of people like this quote
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