Top Pubs Quotes
So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.
Neil Innes
When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.
J. P. Donleavy
I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.
Jilly Cooper
But one of the most fantastic things about Ireland and Dublin is that the pubs are like Paris and the cafe culture. And Dublin, in many ways, is a pub culture.
Hugh Dancy
I was never a big guy in pubs. I was never the main kind of aggressor or anything like that, but I found myself in trouble because I always had a mouth that would come back with something, and there was just never anyone who could make me be quiet.
Dominic Monaghan
All Pubs Quotes
So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.
Neil Innes 
56% of people like this quote
When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.
J. P. Donleavy 
56% of people like this quote
But one of the most fantastic things about Ireland and Dublin is that the pubs are like Paris and the cafe culture. And Dublin, in many ways, is a pub culture.
Hugh Dancy 
50% of people like this quote
I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.
Jilly Cooper 
50% of people like this quote
I was never a big guy in pubs. I was never the main kind of aggressor or anything like that, but I found myself in trouble because I always had a mouth that would come back with something, and there was just never anyone who could make me be quiet.
Dominic Monaghan 
46% of people like this quote
We then took a shortened version of what we'd been doing in the pubs, with the best gags and things like that, out to cabaret clubs and things in the north of England for six weeks. And we became a big success.
Neil Innes 
45% of people like this quote
Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit.
Eric Bristow 
44% of people like this quote

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