Top Santa Quotes
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Richard Lamm
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place.
Mick Ralphs
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Samuel Butler
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Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Pickup Lines 
89% of people like this quote
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Richard Lamm
85% of people like this quote
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
63% of people like this quote
Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place.
Mick Ralphs
59% of people like this quote
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.
Chris Van Allsburg
56% of people like this quote
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
56% of people like this quote
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.
Patti Smith
53% of people like this quote
Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.
Sam Houston
53% of people like this quote
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory
52% of people like this quote
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