Top Screw Quotes
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter.
Joshua A. Norton
Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.
Mark Hoppus
I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people.
Jessica Hahn
I did this film for less money than it costs to stay in this hotel. We shot it in 20 days. We couldn't screw up takes for fun because we didn't have enough film.
Dean Cain
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin 
60% of people like this quote
Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter.
Joshua A. Norton
59% of people like this quote
Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.
Mark Hoppus
58% of people like this quote
I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people.
Jessica Hahn
58% of people like this quote
I did this film for less money than it costs to stay in this hotel. We shot it in 20 days. We couldn't screw up takes for fun because we didn't have enough film.
Dean Cain
58% of people like this quote
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
Bob Newhart
58% of people like this quote
I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.
Ed O'Neill
57% of people like this quote
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