Top Sitting Quotes
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
For me, writing is 75 percent procrastinating and 25 percent actually sitting down and working.
Zooey Deschanel
I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
Robert Benchley
Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?
J. Paul Getty
I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else.
Kurt Cobain
Elton John 
Karrie Webb 
Eriq La Salle 
Zakk Wylde 
Ingrid Bergman 
Don Henley 
Sinead O'Connor 
Jay Roach 
Rita Coolidge 
Paul Fussell All Sitting Quotes
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin 
68% of people like this quote
For me, writing is 75 percent procrastinating and 25 percent actually sitting down and working.
Zooey Deschanel
67% of people like this quote
I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
Robert Benchley
66% of people like this quote
Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?
J. Paul Getty
63% of people like this quote
I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else.
Kurt Cobain
63% of people like this quote
One day, out of irritation, I said, you know all of those years with the Royal Shakespeare Company, all those years of playing kings and princes and speaking black verse, and bestriding the landscape of England was nothing but a preparation for sitting in the captain's chair of the Enterprise.
Patrick Stewart
62% of people like this quote
We've evolved from sitting back on our tripods and shooting wildlife films like they have been shot historically, which doesn't work for us.
Steve Irwin
62% of people like this quote
We always knew how to honor fallen soldiers. They were killed for our sake, they went out on our mission. But how are we to mourn a random man killed in a terrorist attack while sitting in a cafe? How do you mourn a housewife who got on a bus and never returned?
A. B. Yehoshua
61% of people like this quote
Popular Sitting Authors
Ralph Waldo EmersonH. L. MenckenBarack ObamaFranz KafkaCarl SandburgGustave FlaubertJim CarreyDennis RodmanBette DavisMitch HedbergStanislav GrofGeorge CarlinBuffalo BillWarren BuffettRobert Anton Wilson
Casey StengelJeff FoxworthyOrson WellesAngelina JoliePercy Bysshe ShelleyFrancesca AnnisVan MorrisonWallace StevensRobert WyattJames Earl JonesSally RideOgden NashJanice DickinsonCharles KetteringLes Brown
More »