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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory.
Troy Perry
If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face.
Elizabeth Banks
If I'd had more time or been a better writer, I would have tried to put the same ideas and experiences into a novel. But I didn't so I slapped it up on the Web.
Philip Greenspun
I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing.
Keith David
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield 
90% of people like this quote
We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory.
Troy Perry
55% of people like this quote
If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face.
Elizabeth Banks
55% of people like this quote
If I'd had more time or been a better writer, I would have tried to put the same ideas and experiences into a novel. But I didn't so I slapped it up on the Web.
Philip Greenspun
53% of people like this quote
I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing.
Keith David
49% of people like this quote
You can lull the paying customers as long as they get slapped.
Alan Rickman
44% of people like this quote
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