Top Stoned Quotes
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
As a reward for their efforts, however, those early Christians were beaten, stoned to death, thrown to the lions, tortured and crucified. Every conceivable method was used to stop them from talking.
Josh McDowell
I liked the drama of getting stoned.
Brion James
I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.
Jim Morrison
I don't know if it was the whole audience getting stoned out of their minds getting ready for the Floyd thing or what it was, but it was like playing to a painting.
Les Claypool
Les Claypool 
Josh McDowell 
Jason Mewes 
Graham Coxon 
Fulton J. Sheen 
Bill Griffith 
Brion James 
Bruce McCulloch 
Robin Williams 
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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Robin Williams 
97% of people like this quote
As a reward for their efforts, however, those early Christians were beaten, stoned to death, thrown to the lions, tortured and crucified. Every conceivable method was used to stop them from talking.
Josh McDowell
62% of people like this quote
I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.
Jim Morrison
53% of people like this quote
I don't know if it was the whole audience getting stoned out of their minds getting ready for the Floyd thing or what it was, but it was like playing to a painting.
Les Claypool
52% of people like this quote
Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can't drive. But you could get pretty stoned and still drive.
Jason Mewes
52% of people like this quote
Johnny Cash was plenty good enough to fool his fans. They believed he felt it in his soul when he sang the Gospel while stoned on drugs.
Suzanne Fields
52% of people like this quote
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Fulton J. Sheen
51% of people like this quote